Swimming Lessons

I am haunted
by the irony
of you paying

I am haunted
by the irony
of you paying
for swimming lessons,
aged twenty eight,
because you once felt
like you might drown in the Med

You proudly showed
us all the video
of your front crawl,
then having vanquished fear
of drowning,
wrapped italian leather
round your gorgeous, guiltless, gasping throat instead